No Jared, they actually said no. Todd told me they accepted 4 or 5 people out of 60 applicants. Wow, those 4 or 5 should feel pretty good about themselves.
You don't want to be an isolated conifer "on top of spaghetti!" anyway. The wind would just rip your needles off one by one until you only had bark on one side of your trunk and even though you could say "I'm tough because I'm still kickin'" you'd be forced to say in addition: "Yah but just look at me!" PD. The Simpsons always make fun of Stanford by teasing Lisa that she'll be forced to go there.
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Does that mean no? Or did they conveniently lose your application, as well?
I told you that string of profanities didn't really belong in your letter of intent!
No Jared, they actually said no. Todd told me they accepted 4 or 5 people out of 60 applicants. Wow, those 4 or 5 should feel pretty good about themselves.
Stanford = meh.
You don't want to be an isolated conifer "on top of spaghetti!" anyway. The wind would just rip your needles off one by one until you only had bark on one side of your trunk and even though you could say "I'm tough because I'm still kickin'" you'd be forced to say in addition: "Yah but just look at me!"
PD. The Simpsons always make fun of Stanford by teasing Lisa that she'll be forced to go there.
I never noticed the spaghetti before--nice! Doesn't that make you think of the meatball song?
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